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PARIS lifts skirt on hot CAD teaser

55 min 54 sec ago
Vulture 1-X structure takes virtual shape

Hot on the heels of our recent announcement that we'd make the design of the Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) Vulture 1-X aircraft available to the unwashed masses, we're delighted to say that our CAD rendering of the vehicle is beginning to take shape.…

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Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

September 8, 2010 - 7:14am
Sperm donation no excuse for viewing smut

A right-leaning Health think tank has condemned the NHS for spending £700 a year on porn to assist male visitors to fertility clinics to produce samples.…

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Two-lane BRIDGE FOUND ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON!

September 8, 2010 - 6:21am
Boffins still sceptical of alien/Elvis involvement

In blockbusting news, a NASA spacecraft has discovered a bridge wide enough to carry a two-lane road on the far side of the Moon.…

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Cattle-burp eco menace mastered - by oregano

September 8, 2010 - 5:16am
Herbal belch-squelch method also offers milky bonus

A bovo-boffin in Pennsylvania says he has saved life on planet Earth from being gradually stifled into extinction by burgeoning clouds of cattle-belch methane. The solution is apparently to feed cows oregano.…

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New 'iPhoD' can 'adjust the speed of light by turning a knob'

September 7, 2010 - 9:35am
Magic quantum opti-chip can be made in normal fab, too

Optical stuff is great, as everyone knows: optical links mean huge bandwidth right now, and computers running on photons rather than electrons might be truly amazing things - tremendously powerful, very economical of energy, and potentially able to exploit quantum effects to achieve all manner of mindbending feats.…

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PARIS threatened by the bends

September 7, 2010 - 8:10am
Careful with that dope

El Reg's Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team continues to work on the Vulture 1-X aircraft structure, while attempting to refine the skinning process.…

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NASA buys cutting-edge Cornish robot

September 7, 2010 - 6:35am
To be dubbed Oooh-Arrr-2-D2, no doubt

In a triumph for West Country technical prowess and engineering knowhow, NASA has ordered a robot made in Cornwall. Here's a vid:…

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Greenland ice loss rates 'one-third' of what was thought

September 7, 2010 - 3:52am
New results 'deviate sharply' from established wisdom

The rate at which ice is disappearing from Greenland and Western Antarctica has been seriously overestimated, according to new research.…

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Blighty suffers 'real shortage of serviceable conkers'

September 6, 2010 - 7:30am
Bad weather hits supplies hard

There's some grim news today for those kids who are still allowed to play conkers, albeit in full body armour with helmet and visor: the crap summer weather has caused a "real shortage of serviceable conkers".…

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'Jetpack' inventors: US military showing interest. Honest

September 6, 2010 - 7:20am
No jets involved, nor is it a pack. 'Blower-throne'?

A New Zealand company founded by a garage inventor says it is in talks to sell its so-called "Jetpack" - actually a personal ducted-fan aircraft too heavy to be lifted by its user - to the US military.…

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Russia's Cold War raygun air fleet back in operation - reports

September 6, 2010 - 5:33am
Monster laser-planes ready to blind US satellites?

Reports suggest that Russia has re-started work on a Cold War project intended to produce a laser cannon mounted on an enormous military transport aircraft in the style of the USA's Airborne Laser Testbed 747.…

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Vulture 1 Mk 2 release mech prepped for testing

September 3, 2010 - 6:20am
Coming soon: Hypobaric chamber - The Revisiting

The Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team is preparing to turn down the pressure with a second visit to Qinetiq's hypobaric chamber.…

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Monster Afghan spy airship to feature quad drinking straws

September 3, 2010 - 6:01am
Also: New vid of unsold P-791 Walrus suck-belly ship

US aero-weapons goliath Lockheed, builder of the famous P-791 airship prototype, was beaten to a half-billion-dollar deal to supply spy ships above Afghanistan earlier this year - but the firm is still marketing its P-791 technology aggressively.…

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'Rock star' spewed guts after emitting vast pearl necklace

September 3, 2010 - 2:39am
Prehistoric luminary's explosive antics revealed

The equivalent of a "rock star", having lived a "fast, flashy life and died young" apparently exploded with unimaginable violence in the year 161,000 BC and spewed "guts" across an enormous area. The exploding prehistoric luminary had previously ejected a "string of pearls", according to investigating boffins.…

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General Motors bitchslaps Tesla with Range Anxiety™

September 2, 2010 - 6:11am
Fixed grins at cheeks-aflame 'leccycar firm

As US motor mammoth GM gears up for the launch of its plug-in hybrid Chevrolet Volt, it has applied to trademark the term "range anxiety" - meaning the fear suffered by battery-car owners regarding their ability to get home again after a given journey. Upstart battery car maker Tesla Motors has issued a panicky and unconvincing statement in response.…

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NASA seeks inflatable popup roof for camper vans on Mars

September 2, 2010 - 4:32am
Space 'lofts' to feature two-ply 'bummer shielding'

NASA says it has selected finalists in an engineering competition to design an "inflatable loft", reminiscent of the extending roofs often fitted to camper vans, but in this case intended to deploy from the roof of a "hard-shell prototype habitat" for use by astronauts on the Moon or Mars.…

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Boffins explain greatest ever free kick

September 2, 2010 - 1:50am
Roberto Carlos and his amazing exponential spiral

Scientists have agreeably concluded that Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France - a seemingly impossible blast into the back of the net from 115ft - was not the fluke some have claimed.…

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DARPA's video search push gets another $11m

September 1, 2010 - 6:37am
Not content with giving Google just one business model

Pentagon R&D chiefs at DARPA have awarded $11m to discover a technical secret for which, one may be sure, Google executives would pay a substantially larger sum - that of true video search.…

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Crowds greet A380 at Manchester Airport

September 1, 2010 - 5:34am
Enthusiastic welcome for new Emirates service

An enthusiastic crowd greeted the first Airbus A380 to land at Manchester Airport earlier this afternoon, marking the end of an 18-month, £10m upgrade of the airport to accommodate the beast.…

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US undergrads crash NASA satellite into Arctic

September 1, 2010 - 5:11am
Whoa, dude, check this out

Undergraduate students in America managed to get control of the manoeuvring thrusters of an orbiting 2000-lb NASA satellite at the weekend, sending it plummeting into the Earth's atmosphere to rain burning fragments across the chilly seas north of Norway and Russia.…

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